So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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