I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
