He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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