That's intense
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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