ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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