hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
