Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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