Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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