with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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