therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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