At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You almost got us killed.
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