he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
