he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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