He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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