dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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