Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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