I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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