What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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