shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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