Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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