How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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