For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
