I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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