Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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