dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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