Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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