thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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