I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
