All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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