I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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