Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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