Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
