So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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