Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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