Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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