So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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