I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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