I wish I could punch you in the face.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
is wine microwaveable?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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