The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think my fart just growled at me.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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