The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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