You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
...so i touched it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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