You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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