Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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