Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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