i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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