people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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