Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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