we have officially lost it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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