I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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