At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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