we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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