Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Actions speak louder than pants.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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