i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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