He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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