At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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