I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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