You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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